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Sunday, 23 September 2012

Love Horoscope: Sagittarius monday september 24 2012

This is the sort of day that may encourage your rather wicked sense of humor, not unlike a werewolf on the night of the Full Moon. If your dearest love is suffering in any regard, no doubt you will find this funny. But would you also find it funny if the tables were turned? Be prepared today to laugh just as long, just as deep, and just as heartily at yourself.

Love Horoscope: Scorpio monday september 24 2012

You are mistress of the fixed smile that remains perfectly in place despite war, death, or famine. This is the sort of day that may encourage a scenario in which your loved one manages to change the goalposts in this regard. After they have delivered some "interesting" news, we might see visible signs of life, as your lips wobble and curve into what could actually be a real smile. Three cheers!

Love Horoscope: Libra monday september 24 2012

Some people may accuse you of having no sense of humor, which you know for a fact is not true. The atmosphere of today may encourage a romantically embarrassing situation, in which you are forced to locate where it might be. You may find it difficult to laugh at yourself. Your partner is obviously in hysterics - so go on, show us your teeth, or at least say cheese.

Love Horoscope: Virgo monday september 24 2012

You have a strange sense of humor, as you only laugh at your own jokes. Today your loved one may be encouraged to tease you about a subject that is sacrosanct. Perhaps they haven't realized that they are potentially risking their life with this one, but some people just have to learn. You can glare contemptuously, but don't take it too personally. It's not worth it.

Love Horoscope: Leo monday september 24 2012

You are already known for that rather infectious laugh that you allow to bubble forth on mirthful occasions. However, today you may have a reason to really split your sides. It's not that your sweetest love is particularly funny, but something about them just tickles you pink. If they object, just pretend it's the latest riotous joke you heard, and then they won't take offense.

Love Horoscope: Cancer monday september 24 2012

It is fun all the way on the roller coaster of life. Today only really poses one particular problem to your love life, and that is over-indulgence. "As if there could ever be such a thing!" you say. But unfortunately it's true. If you go out with your sugar honey, be wary of eating too much, and drinking far too much.

Love Horoscope: Gemini monday september 24 2012

Today reveals the lighter side of your relationship. It is time for you both to get out and enjoy yourselves whilst temporarily putting aside all your cares and troubles. If you are looking for romance, then you may find it at a circus or fun fair. Wherever the atmosphere is joyful and lighthearted, you may potentially meet that special person.

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